What is one thing that every house needs to keep away intruders, but every house seems to lack? That”s right folks, booby traps. Too often are we trying to protect our houses with these faulty security systems and barking dogs. Those are such antiquated forms of protection. We need to be more innovative. That”s why I suggest we get architects to build some sweet booby traps from the Indiana Jones movies to protect our families and our valuables.
Spike Floors And Ceilings.
BIG BALL OF BOOBY TRAP DEATH!
Look, I realize that none of these booby traps are practical, logical or even possible. But, I”m just saying I”M TIRED OF PEOPLE BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE AND CAR AND ROBBING ME OF MY STUFF AND I WANT TO UNLEASH MY VENGEANCE.