They say not to go food shopping on an empty stomach, because youll probably end up buying more than you really need. If thats the case, then these people must have made the supermarket their first stop on the journey back home from the deserted island theyd been stranded on for months. That, or they decided buying a giant bag of cheese puffs would be cheaper than getting a new mattress. Check it out…
1.) Jumbo-Size Cheetos – No kidding!
2.) 50 lb Bag of Lucky Charms Marshmallows – Theyre magically delirious.
3.) Big Bottle of Belvedere – This is what all alcohol looks like when youre hungover.
4.) Titanic Toblerone Bar – The sophisticated way to eat a chocolate bar thats half of your height.
5.) Giant Jar of Nutella – Its the logical option.
6.) Shopping Cart Full of Nutella Jars – Compared to this, at least.
7.) Table Full of Fries – Marking your territory has never been so delicious.
8.) Two Fruit Roll-Ups, One Package – 6 feet of fun!
9.) Fla-vor-ice Box – Wow, a weeks supply of freeze pops!
10.) Humongous Pizza Pie – Not impressed? The childs head is actually that of a veteran WNBA player.
11.) Dashboard Cookies – When life hands you extreme heat, bake cookies.
12.) Pizza Bath – Mama mia!
13.) Doritos Bath – Some people just take their grooming habits more seriously than others.
14.) Box of McNuggets – Thats preeeeetty big, but I cant build an entire house out of that. Send it back.
15.) Pizza Fries – Try not to eat the basket along with it.
16.) Kinder Bueno Gelato – How much is a small? You know what? Never mind–Ill take the whole thing.
17.) Insta-Taco Bag – Take it anywhere youd like, as long as theres a bathroom nearby.
18.) Cinnamon Roll Waffle – This might seem a bit over-the-top, but breakfast IS the most important meal of the day, you know.
(H/T BuzzFeed) It”s all so overwhelming. I think I”m going to draw a nice Doritos bath and have a nice, calming soak. The grease is great for your pores. Share this post like it”s a 50 lb bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows using the button below.