Your mother always taught you, “If you don”t have something nice to say, don”t say anything at all.” Well, this Etsy shop has figured out a way to do both. The clever folks over at Finch + Hare have a series of greeting cards that seem like a slap in the face, but hide a warm fuzzy hug underneath. At just $5 a pop, these are the perfect way to confuse and delight your friends.

(H/T: BoredPanda) These would be PERFECT for April Fool”s Day. I”ll take one of each, please. Share the laughs with your friends below!